August 28, 2011

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Ah !...
 
 
I dream too much... I should take a break again...
Weeds s07e03 !.. ^^^...
Seee you later...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Meanwhile...
 
 
In baba land...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Not that am half bored... Half having an headache... Half ain't knowing what to post...
But... Youuu-just-mis-sed... Such a sweet air folk solo !... Ha !...
 
Prison ?... Oh... Well... Because it was me... They put me with a guy who had demons...
Tattooed all over his arms... Not dragons or fantasy stuff... demons... And cheap ones !...
Really made by a beginner... Or drunk... Don't know... He arrived after me in the "new guys" cell...
Stoned on Xanax... Because... He find out that he was not such a badass after all... He arrived like that...
Like Billy Crystal in that movie... Baaaaaa... He went directly to bed and fell asleep...
When he wake up the next day... He noticed that he was lucky to see that he was with normal guys...
Quite lucky... Since after such an entry... It wasn't possible for him to pretend anything...
He kept on taking a Xanax every evening... I never knew that gargamel used to sleep at 10 p.m !...
 
The funny thing is that he really looks like gargamel... Really... Same face... Same hair cut...
But with demons tattooed on his arms... You'll see the pic some day... Some of the tattoos too...
Even if i have to hire a private for that !... You need to see the pics of with what/where they obliged me to live...
But since i was there for having stab a guy... And him ( in prison for the first time too )... For being unable to drive
without being drunk... He didn't looked for troubles... I guess that when he saw me in Droopy mode...
Ain't afraid... More relax even in jail than most of people even in holydays... And doing push ups...
He thank twice for one !... :)...
 
So... We watched t.v... Discovery channel like stuff all day long... Since i have the impression to know
everything about the lemuroids... Monkeys... And the even the Mayas... Ooh !... Call National Geographics !...
Don't send more archeologists !... The Mayas disappeared because they were jerks... End of chapter !...
No more research needed... Ah yes !... I even know now how the Neanderthals disappeared too !...
I understood when i saw him hanging his wet clothes... Seriously...
You never saw a guy needing a full minute to hang a sock on a rope...
Five minutes for a tee - shirt !... That was super well hanged clothes believe me !...
Ironing them and all with his hands... Once dry they were like brand new !... Wow !...
 
And that's how i discovered how the Neanderthals disappeared... They were busy hanging panties on a rope...
And they forgot to pay attention to that smoking mountain... Sad story... ^^...
I guess that you have now a pretty accurate image of that guy... And yes... He's just like you imagine him...
Plus a Xanax at 8 pm... Sleeping at 10.30 after the movie... Certainly doing nightmares about mean smurfes...
 
Really a lame guy... After four months like that he became nervous... Tired of me... Never talking...
Because taking a nap upstairs on my ivory tower/bed... Or writing... Or watching tv... Ain't needing to talk...
Really Droopy like... So... Suddenly mister wanted to talk... About religion of course... About God's existence !... Eh...
He needed three days to dare... Poor guy... I really wonder how is it possible to have such an empty head at 32 years old...
Me... I never said who i am or talked about religion... But... You know... With what they saw... Him...
The other prisoners... The guards... Even the "eris" guys ( french prisons swat teams )... But we talked...
Well... Since i had no pistol... ^^... He talked... And then i explained to him that... People can tell him that if he believes in the devil...
That proves that God exist since God created him... But they are wrong... Because... Paf !...
If they that say if he believes in the devil that also means that he also believes in God...
Thing he always hear... Anytime ( of course ) he talks about religion with someone... And thing he always deny...
Of course... Dumbly saying "Nah!"... "No way"... "Give me a real proof!"... "This is not one!"...
But me i stopped him... I taught him that he can say that he believes in the devil without meaning at the same time
that he believes in God's existence... Because believing in God means that you do God's will... So...
If you do the devil's will... Well... You just prove that you believe in him... And not that you believe in God...
He was stunned... You know... He never heard something that articulate... He was surprised to have understand...
He had the face of the guy surprised to be smart for once !... ^^...
 
And then i asked to be in another cell... He was becoming too nervous... Always in his corner... Silent like me...
Writing letters... Or counting how many breadcrumbs he found on the floor today... I was pretty sure to wake up some day...
Finding him walking on the ceiling... Or crouched... Still on the ceiling... Cleaning fly poops... ^^... Batgoth !...
 
So... I spend the last month... Sat in front a pic of Eva Longoria... Sat... And one of Candice Swanepoel... Eyes closed...
In a cell half covered with gossip magazines pages... Porn ones in the toilet block...
There was a guy too... An e-x heroin user... But when i arrived... He was already simulating paranoia...
Wait !... Hu - hu - hu... Talking about that... That reminds me dsk... You know... Lol...
When he went to Riker's island... They gave him anti - suicide clothes.. Remember ?...
Hu - hu - hu - hurururhu... Hahhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Sorry... Yes... Anti - suicide clothes...
Why ?... They ain't said that in the news isn't it... :)... Because there he simulated paranoia too...
^^... Oh boy... dsk trying to convince that's it's because he's jew... Without clearly saying it of course... Priceless...
You should have see him... So surprised... And feeling so dumb suddenly... In these clothes... ^^...
So... Let's return to that other guy... Smaller than me... Thin... Dry... A match !...
Simulating paranoia... After two days... They sent him to the hospital... He came back 3 days after... Stunned...
"They put me in a cell with a mattress on the floor and a bucket!"... That's what he said to me...
But he kept on simulating paranoia... Two days after he cut his jugular vein... Like that...
Just when i wasn't paying attention... You know... A fake fragile... Who did heroin years and years long...
And ready to do anything to leave jail... To do heroin again... What a scene... He of course knew that i'd call
the guards immediately... Don't call me hero... I mean not for that please... ^^... Really what an actor...
Tchack !... He cut his vein... Yes... But then... Really... What an asshole... Well... A "funny" one...
As soon as he saw two three droplets of his blood on the floor... Hop !... Quick !... He laid down...
Carefully positioning his throat where the blood was... Lol... He didn't though about that...
But when the guards arrived... It was too visibly fake... On the floor like that...
Like if he feel... And cut his throat after once on the floor... ^^...
They just ain't noticed in the panic... When they arrived he was really bleeding...
But lol... He was so perfectly positioned... Sad i didn't had a chalk !... I could have draw a great movie...
My mother use to say that am a painting genius... Dunno... I still never really had the stuff to try... ^^...
And am not even considered as being a writer... Imagine... And that's by people who knows what they say !...
fronch justice !... Wow... I hope they don't know that i keep on writing to make a living... And in americano please...
Soon in Spanglish !... They'd sent me back to jail immediately you know... They'd have Norah Jones under their power like that...
They'd cut her hands off... Better !... They'd give a restraining order to her piano... They'd say he asked for !...
But... Besides this... These 161 days have been infernal... I find no other word to describe them...
It's all in @Mrs_Bojangles...
 
 
 
( Post updated at 4am... Now really articulate i think... Excuse my engrish !... :)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Wishing to see a certain photo of you here ?...
 
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Sabes que no tengo ni una foto de ti...
Valeria... ( Private message .)...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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oo... She's... It's a cupcake i never kissed !... A brunet with blue eyes...
Just like... 0o... Just like i don't know who !... Nothing happened...
I... Mmmm... I even refused to dance salsa !...
 
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M'yeah... Just like who ?...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Hard to say without a shaker...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Well... It's ok... I'll be fine...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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No hard fellingos !...
 
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Holy tortillas...
 
 
But what the hecko am still doing in this country ?...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Just kidding
 
 
 
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