February 16, 2011
oh girl oh girl
i buy a rolls royce , i choose every single option to obtain the classiest rolls royce ever
i ask them to put your name on the papers , i come to kidnap you with it , i give you the keys
and the papers with your name all over it , then i turn that pic of you on malibu's beach into a 3d image
i print it with a 3d printer , then i find where are hidden the liquid metal guys , the moulders !
don't worry am resourceful ! :) , i pay for everything to have that "you" turned into a wonderful statue around 5 feet tall
pedestal included ! i don't forget to crab during the process a jeweller , i show him , aha ! there ! i explain him the idea !
see ? huh ? see ? just there ! gnn ! note down the dimensions ! two sapphires for her eyes ! plaf ! so gorgeous
then i find in downers grove the perfect place for the statue , and finally , i start tap dancing on the mayors desk
till he accepts your statue in one of the cities park , and if it's too complicated , mmm
just sex ! but in our rolls royce
am in love
if there is not an eruption , a revolution , or 100.00 space ninjas attacking earth
am totally a boring blog !
i just needed a beer
Posted by David Santamaria at 8:14 AM