September 23, 2010

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DareDarling, 2010...



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Ooh !... So sweet... Just had an idea for a new nickname for the
frogs... Because... Come on... Frog that's a compliment...
No ?... There're sweet animals...

Here the idea... The mean underground one... But to nickname the french...
Huh... You know... With the french first name... The french last name...
100% frenchie-frencho certified origin and all... Works even with the female !...
You know... These female who has almost legs... Almost hips...
Almost boobs... Who's frankly almost beautiful 100% of the time...
And who even has almost a voice when she's a singer... Or almost something
to say when she thinks she's an actress... Try this word... Booniool... :D...
They gonna a-do-ra-te... Pronunciation : Bo0 - ni0ol...

It's an old word... It's the word used in france for wog/towel head...
Remember... Boonioolz if they are 1 and a half or more... And have fun !...







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And by the way... Yes... bin laden is still protected...
Sure by a government... Personally... I'll try to figure out
from where really comes the money to build the new - york mosque...
Like if it was part of a plan... Then i guess I'll certainly
find a clue... Or even better...







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Abdel of the Méridien and of the Alliance






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My bet is that he is Tunisian... He's maybe Algerian... We never talked about that...
He was clerk is those hotels where i worked as baggage handler the July's when i was 16-17...
Yes... He has blue eyes... And the last time i saw him... That was in a bar... Drinking
a beer.... Smoking... Smiley... And having a discussion not about religion... So... I agree...
He's not a good muslim... Better... He's a Man...


Sure if you ask him about God... Depending on you... Or he gonna just smile...
Or... Since he saw me hours long with 2 bags hanged up my shoulders... And
2 samsonites in each hands... He'll tell you something like : "Listen kiddo. If
you don't want to see your jaw flying away Frisbee style, just get a job"...
He knows me... Sure he'll prefer if he can smile to you...
Nah... Kidding... Am wrecked... Kaput...
*Coughting* *Coughting*...






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Ok ok... She's french... Ok... But it was not her fault... There was
a hurricane !... An earthquake !... A grasshopper invasion !...
And she's a total mess... So... Private property... Do not trespass
personal space... Trespassers will be shot... Survivors will
be shot again... And i say it because i hope you gonna try...


Rush-Hour-3-Noemie-Lenoir-1040


She knows who am talking to... Yes... Voila...
Va chercher baballe...


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The link...






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Amen...






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Too-too-toot... Her father is from Corsica...


What ?... "Was about time !"... Hé - ho... In the triptich i try to publish
since a decade... There is a Viva la Casta poem... So naive... That
sometimes i wonder if i don't wrote it when i was 8... Alors... Les bébés
dans le dos... Basta... Y'en n'a qui bosse...




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Thirtieth poem of the second book of "The yellow pearl"...



Wanna read it ?... We'll talk about that on the pillow... Hein... Oui...
Voilà... Bien cuit mon steack maman... Mais pas trop... Et le wine from
California ou c'est la fessée... Et zou... Bien talquée direct au lit...



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Oui oh... Fais pas ta Pomponette qu'a pas entendu...



Fais pété le ketchup et on oublie tout...


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Mmm... What i was talking about ?...






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I even posted in french...



Damn... I should go to sleep... Good night...


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@Lætitia_Gnagnagna...







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@Lætitia_"insert fireworks here"...






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Oh... Pleure pas comme ça... De quoi je vais avoir l'air...
Je voulais juste te kidnapper tu sais... Pour t'arracher les
vêtements si doucement que t'aurais même plus su qu'elle
saison... Ni pourquoi ni comment... Et puis... Ben oui...

Pour t'allonger aussi... Encore plus doucement...








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Oui... Pour t'allonger comme ça... Toute mouillée...
C'est parce que je voulais te faire montrer un feu
d'artifice magic... Comme celui - là... En plus mieux...
En pluse fort...






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Dedans ton coeur...




Lætitia...


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