September 4, 2010

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The weekly comics from webdesignerdepot...



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You want me to debrief that tweet... Isn't it... Kim...





So let's do it...

You understood who that "body" was... Isn't it...
Insulting everybody... And me first... Isn't it...

Since you now follow me since a few days... Suddenly having to face
that... Can't be a coincidence... The devil knows what you know...
And trust me... He shit in his pants... His only chance... Is how
coward people are... How easily they lick his ass...

Personally... I'd have cut his throat... Tchack !... Like that...
While he was sleeping... No psycho at all... Quiet... Efficient...
Pro... But nah... Too complicated... Cops... Laws... Justice...

I'd have tased him... Bzzzzzz !... Priceless... But nah...
Plane... Crew... Embarrassed pilot... Problem... Etc etc...

Mmm... A glass of water... Plaff !... Or a slap... Kreeeech !...
Perfect... Classy... And him... Huh huh what the ?... And you...
"Respect God you piece of shit"... And hop back to your seat...

Then... Since i posted what Kim means... I guess you remember...
"Leader of the warriors"... The rest was no more in your hands...

But maybe you was the only one around with guts... So...







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Yeah !... Shoot first...
Or I'll can never believe that you were in my camp...



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You heard about David Santamaria... You even now read his blog...
Well... In 5 or 10 years... You'll know a thing or two...
Just don't give up !... hell is paved with good intentions...





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There is only 2 kind of "rest".
One who is just laziness*.
One who is Creating Process.

Talking with Angels ( 1943 - 1944 )

( *mortal sin )



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Hello !...


The Creation is a ball with whom the Father plays.
He hits her, but only to see her coming back to him in Joy.

Talking With Angels ( 1943 - 1944 )



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The link...










Eh !... ^^... You should see how they welcome me at the supermarket...
Every fucking day... With just enough money to buy spaghetti's and tomato sauce...
Month after month... Like of course yesterday... Even by the new
nigga cashier... Yes... Ooh... Scary... The nigga word... Bam...
I even hope that she'll loose a couple of teeth when she'll read this... ^^





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Voila... Good reaction...



I love when my fellow Americans reacts like people who evolved since stone age...
Just make it better... Higher... Am ok to say that burning a mosque in California...
It's to shitty compared to the level you are supposed to have... But... Since muslim only spread evil...
Or ignorance is you prefer... But that's the same nowadays...
Don't forget that you have here all you need to kill islam with Attitude...  -_- ...


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You mean like muslims ?... ^^






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Her imaginary friend... ^^






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Arrogant... Like muslims ?... Eh !...



They'd modestly just appreciate if you don't persecute their guys...
While they persecute yours...





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I mean... Thx to don't have "organized" a competition...
But to have made a choice...
That's what The Sky can Respect...
Let's be lucky too... Princess... Together... :)






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The link...






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Still no Publisher for one of my books ?...



God

(  David Santamaria )



Marvellous Kanary

( Fairy Tale )









For Minogue Kylie...
I don't know why...



Baby i see you working hard
I want to let you know i’m proud,
Let you know that i admire what you do.
The more if i need to reassure you,
My life would be purposeless without you ( yeah ).

         The Destiny’s Child
        CATER 2 YOU
        Lp Destiny Fulfilled






In the magical kingdom of the fairies…
Kiky was the beautyfullest fairy…
Because her beauty she was the divinest creature…
She was from the race of those women who know everything…
That was making her so special… She was super-magical…
So much so that in a twilight the devil itself moved to trap her…
He founded her where the wild roses grow… She was dreaming…
Singing… And under the eye of the sparrows… Hairdressing rain drops…
Frightening everyone on its passage…  He approached…
And posed a question to her… The famous about the egg and the chicken…
This dreadful idiot was used to laugh with that question…
He didn’t even knew that she was as beautiful inside than outside…
The answer seemed obvious to her…  She knew all better than him…
She answered that before the egg the chicken came…
That before the chicken the cock came…
And that before the cock the King of the Poets came…
Nyah…  Unveiling like that all his stupidity…
He was so much upset by it…
That it made her captive immediately…
And entrusted her to his best geôlier… A viper…
This french surrounded her by all his army… The liars…
Her who was the Kueen of the Beautyfullest island… The incarnated Beauty…
Surrounded by the effeminate ones !… In the arms of the crazy french !…
That was so sad… Sacrilege… That could not last any more… That was too much…
So she prayed… And all finished well … Here how…
The sparrows and the rain drops had attended all the scene…
So Then they took them on their wings… What a pretty crew…
And quickly they flew to inform the famous King of it …
He was bée mouth about that…  Sat in its pre… Prood bull…
Smoking his hay…   He was so surprise by so much beauty !…
He had found the circle of which he was the center…
And promised to be the circle of which she would be the center…
So he entrusted them a mission…  With the favor of the night…
Join fairy Kiky…  And of my share said to her : « Brrrrr »…
She will understand ensured it… She knows everything…
They obeyed… And him raised…
Joined together his army of Angels… And moved to bring war to the liars…
Her… When she heard that… Her joy was so large… Her prayer so cuete…
That she was transformed into a kandle…  The insane viper was struck by it…
She remained kandle all day long…  That protected her…
She burned so much that the malicious french could not reach her…
But he was waiting around her… With his mania to scrape itself his we don’t know what…
At the end of two days…  It’s quite natural…  She was exhausted…
And during those two days so many things happened…  We’ll tell you that tale…
Sat… From kandle she was becoming simple fairy again…
It was harder and harder to push back the poisonous french…
Seeing that…  The rain drops and the sparrows turned over near the Bull King…
Because of the war against the liars…  They had difficulties to find him…
Strong as God…  He was sat right in the middle of the camp of the enemies…
It was his way of attacking them all at the same time…  He listened…
And entrusted them a mission again…  At the beautiful moment called the dawn…
Join fairy Kiky again…  Give her this seed of poetry…
And of my share repeat again to her : « Brrrrr »… She’ll know what to do…
They obeyed… Waiting the dawn…
And benefitting from the drunkenness of the insane one…
They gave to her the seed of poetry… You should have seen that…
Her… The Queen of Dance… Whit that seed in the hand…
Without the least hesitation… Whit a pretty hit of heel…  Making a little hole…
There !…  Right in the middle of the big room of the keep where she was captive…
Delicately deposit this seed… Gently looking it…
And choosing three drops of night rain to help the seed to push…
Then suddenly…  Surrounded by the sparrows… Starting dancing…
As only a fairy can dance… A magical dance… An amazing step…
She putted so much love in it… So much emotions…
That in the impotent full view of the insane and his men…
Fairy Kiky was transformed into a Koala…
And the seed… Into a poems eucalyptus…
You should have seen that… Her…  The Goddess of the Koalas from now on…
Nourishing herself whit the sheet-poems of the tree of the King of poets…
They were proud the sparrows… Rain drops her were crying…
She remained koala all the day… That was a protection…
She was shining so much love that the malicious could not reach her…
But he was waiting around her… With his mania to believe that he is we don’t know what…
And the devil was annoyed more and more against him…
At the end of two days… It’s quite natural…  Everybody was exhausted…
And during those two days so many things happened…  We’ll tell you that tale…
Standing…  Hands on the hips… From koala she was becoming simple fairy again…
Seeing that… The sparrows and the rain drops returned by the Just King…
And guess what…  They founded him Standing too !…  Hoofs on the hips…
Meanwhile around all the liars were defeated… Fastened… Punished…
His valiant soldiers had even dig up a bottle of the fairies herb…
He listened the sparrows meanwhile the bottle was uncorked… He said : « hum »…
Then he drank a sacred mouthful… Breathed in like only a King can…
And in the full view of the gathering… Supreme intelligence…
He pulled off his right horn !… What a shock !… What a lightning in the sky !…
Everybody kneeled down…  And he leaned towards the chief of the sparrows…
Gave to him is horn…  Looked at him seriously…
And entrusted a mission to him…  When the sun will be at is zenith…
Give that to fairy Kiky he said… And above all above all  above all…
Life is too short to make a mistake… So all together…
Tell her : « Brrrrr » a last time… She’ll understand…
She‘ll knows what to do… Her… She’s like that… 
The rain drops on the wings… And the joy in the heart…
Never someone saw the sparrow army flying that fast…
Phew…  They arrived just when the frog was trying to marry her…
He was partner whit the white priest for that… His will was to become King thank to her…
The devil had promess that to him because of his loyalty… What a story…
I let you imagine the mood in the keep… Her… Arms crossed…
Surrounded by her little army…  Sighing the arrival of the King of the poets…
Paying that he finally gains against the devil and his schemes…
It’s at this moment that the sparrows gave the horn to her…
You should have seen that… Her… Her who was a dream come true…
Without the least hesitation… Starting singing like never…
She putted so much hope in it… So much force… So much felicity…
That suddlenly… Alakazham !… She were transformed into a Kanary !…
Never under the sun someone saw a Miracle that Beautiful… However…
Benefitting from her physical weakness…
The french caught her and putted her in a cage…
But she continued to sing the love so well… She was giving herself…
Him was waiting around her… Whit his mania to smell we don’t know who…
She sang two days long…  And as this time she did not even tire herself…
So the crazy mean french opened the cage and killed whit the horn of the King…
He stabbed her right in the heart… An horror… Then he left the place…
He had just learned that the devil had lost…
And knew that the one she loved were running to save her…
She was crying the little army…  Profiting that there were nobody any more in the keep…
They tooked her out of the cage… Poor little Kanary…
Then they deposit her on a bed… And…  Becomed fairy again…
They withdrew the horn… And then… Surprising everybody…
Tada !… A Kornelian fell from the horn !…
« A fairies Heart » yelled the deepest drop !… The bleu one…
« Come on » !…  « Fairy Kiky have a Kornelian Heart » !…
So... Fastly... The chief sparrow ran to bring her a few liquor of life…
They putted the precious stone in the wound… And they soaked her lips…
The legend tells… That the King found the bastard on the roof…
That from there he pushed him into the moat were his own crocodiles eated him…
And that around her… Anxious… Totally worried…
They breathed five times… When her Hero arrived…
And that sit by her… His breathing awoke her…
That she embraced him… Kissed him…
And then married him…  Alleluia…









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