September 3, 2010

Daily News 511

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Russell Crowe




The Blog of God is currently watching a good movie... ;)




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A Legend is born...






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For the Astronaut... Cosmonauts... Taikonauts... Etc Etc...

Rock solid knowledge about Space & Sexuality.

In the space station... Or later on mission to Mars and beyond...
No masturbation... Forbidden... Bad for the health and everything...
I explain...

Later... When you'll have space enough to have an "apartment"...
And a couple in it... It's gonna be different... But for now... Niet !...

You exist on the both sides at the same time... Earth & Heaven...
You don't have 2 eyes... You have 3 eyes... And even a reptilian
brain who never sleeps...

Masturbation... Even if you are not a cutting-edge Astronaut... Pilot...
Etc... That'll only unnerve your Spirit... And more you do it...
More unnerve you become... That pump fail a few weeks ago...
Since Love is the Heat... Was a lesson about that... Love and Heat...

Abstinence is the solution... And it's not even that hard...
It's the opposite of food... Less you masturbate... Less you feel the need...

If you are used to do it... Well... The first night you'll have to fight
a strong temptation... That you can beat... And the night after...
The same temptation will come again... But you'll notice it...
Less strongly... And in just a few days... It'll be an old problem...

Then comes the good part... Like breathing... Drinking... Eating...
( Drunkenness ( I'll talk about that later ))... Sexuality is a need...

I know that... I spend 23h30 per day between my pc and my mattress
on the floor... And i never masturbate... I do my job... That
honor The Sky... And when i need what i need... I have a dream...
So it can be weeks long with nothing... And 3 sex dreams in 2 nights...
I don't even ask for these dreams... I know that my needs are Respected...
As i Respect The Sky... So... When i need it...

I wake up with an orgasm... Because it was not a dream...
It was really my wife... Because her too exists on both sides...
Like your wife... And of course... If you are a Woman Astronaut...
You'll have a dream with your husband... And you'll wake up
with an orgasm too... And you'll just feel Great !...

When you do Admirable things... You need to be Admired...
It's simple as that...

So... If you are a male Astronaut... Well... Like God !...
When he was writing the Blog in frankreich... Ach...
Do you remember these days ?... Was so cool... ^^...
And Like God i was saying... You'll wake up just
after you ejaculated in your underwear...
Hop !... A shower... Clean underwear...
And Rock & Roll !...







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Perfect moment to say it...

The french ?... Kill them all...
Slowly... Smartly... You have centuries to do it...
The wallet first... They're rich... They have atomic weapons...
And like ww1 and ww2... They'll create ww3...
I'll help... I'll give the example... I'll shoot first...







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 Hello !...





 
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Let's complete post 5...

Come on... You know that you don't enter Heaven because you are
Cuban or Scottish... But because you are a worth it member of
the Human Kind... That's all...

Peoples by themselves are replaceable... See the Mayan...
They knew that their human sacrifices had for effect to unnerve
The Sky... They "sacrificed" one too much...

Frankly... What can we'll do nowadays with people like the Somali ?...
The pashtung... The french...

And centuries... It's what you gonna need to step on Planet Mary...








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The link...



 Of course i don't forget you... My dear Kiwis...


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Kiwis... Since they are precisely at the exact opposite side of frankreich...
They're always a little bit afraid to be left apart... :)





What hour was it in NZ when i posted that rock solid update 5 ?...


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^^...






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Diving in...






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The link...  






On the left image the cursor is on my town...


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The link...




Ach... The french... ^^
If only there was a Scientific proof that they exist !...


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The link...






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Hello ?... Hello ?... Denise ?... Yes... No !... I'll show you that
i am a Man of his words... A prophecy about you i said...
A huge one... Like a dress of Cosmic proportion around you...
Like the Christina's/Earl one... But different... And ok ok...
The Christchurch quake doesn't count... It's still one to come...

And that white table ?... You loved ?... Handy isn't it ?...


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2 nights ago... I dreamt that i was in Denise Richards living room...
And the renovation was almost done... There was a perfect concrete
roof above her french-doors... But the space between her french-doors
and the roof was totally unfinished... Just like still on the pic...
And these french-doors are not at ground level... They are on a rostrum...
So... I lean on... I grape the entire rostrum/doors pack... And i pull it
a few... Because behind these doors... It's not yet her garden...
It's a sun room... With plants... But kinda narrow... So like that
there is more space in the sun room... And i ask : "Better no ?"...
She agree... Then we step together in the sun room... And in the right
corner of it i start screwing on the wall a foldaway white table...
It's a little corner... She came and sat... Like to test her new corner...
Hop !... I show her the table... Hop !... Usable... Hop !... Folded
across the wall... She likes it !... She smile to me... She seems
happy to have found a handyman able to resolve problems...

Then i see her walking away... She has in her right hand the 2 pages
of my first prophecy... "Mayor of tours"... Looks like she's going
to work... Or something... ^^







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Robocop...






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The link...






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